Cheryl Lynn isn't quite sure who she is, but she's pretty sure of what she wants to be. A warrior woman. A bad-ass mamajama. Perhaps an earth goddess extraordinaire. She spends her days abusing keyboards and screaming at computer screens while she waits for her cult following to finally show up.

She changes her mind more often than extras in rap videos change thongs.

Remember: save to your own server, sweets!

Reading SELF Magazine.

Writing To-Do lists.

Hearing Thunder.

Watching General Hospital.

Building Nothing.

Eating Vitamins.

Drinking Iced Tea.

Buying Comic books.

Thinking "It is HOT!"

Playing Episodes from Liberty City.

Adoring Cold water.

Saying Very little.

Abhorring Bigotry.

Feeling Calm.

Hoping To get in gear.

Do you.

Marvel Alliance has made me aware of something.

Spider-Woman really annoys me. I can't stand that character! Same goes for Batwoman. Maybe it is because it seems as if the two characters are attempting to piggyback off of established characters that they have no real ties to in order to gain notoriety. Heck, that very topic has even been addressed in New Avengers. Get your own damn logos (powers, fighting styles, origins, adopted cities), you lazy bums!

And yet I've never had a problem with Supergirl or Batgirl. Maybe it's because those aliases seem more like family names that have been handed down? Maybe it's because Batgirl and Supergirl are younger protégés? I know one thing, if I'm supposed to be a grown-ass woman, there's no way I'm taking the name of some man I don't even know just to get a headline or two. That's strictly for kids and lesser entities. You don't see Ororo calling herself Lady Thor, do you? Diana didn't stroll onto the scene as Supermaiden. Y'know why?

Grown. Ass. Women.

ETA: Batwoman and Batgirl were labeled as spelling errors by my spell checker. Batman was offered as the correct spelling. See? It pays to be original, ladies.

Cheryl Lynn @ 06:12 PM EST Link