Liar!

Ashley Todd

And her pants? Why, yes. They are on fire—as are others.

In all seriousness, I will not feel better about this until Ashley Todd (1) makes a public apology, (2) reimburses the city of Pittsburgh for the money spent on each police officer who worked on her case, and (3) does twenty-four hours of community service for each innocent black man questioned during the course of this investigation.